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THE FERTILISER CLUB CHAIN LETTER
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Dear friend,
This letter is being sent to you because we know that you are
critically interested in your front lawn, and the summer season is
upon us once more.
This is the Fertiliser club and it will not cost you a penny
to join.
Upon reciept of this letter, go to the address at the top of
the list below and shit on their front lawn. You will not be the only
one there, so dont be shy.
Then make five copies of this letter, adding your name and
address, and send them to five of your friends who appreciate good
lawns. You will not recieve any money, but within one week, providing
the chain is not broken, there will be 9,216 seople shitting on your
front lawn. Your reward will come in the summer, with your lawn the
best fertilised in the area.
Mre. Lucy Bowels Mr. Smelly B. Hind
29, Bog Seat Close, 457 Diarrhoea Way,
Mrs. Iva Ada Crap Mr. C Howitz Fartz
125 Enema Drive, 2 Rectum Road,
Mr Ivor Broadass Miss Dee Bowl
3 Suppository Avenue, 28 Fertiliser Hill,
PS. If you are constipated, pass this letter on to your neighbour. Do
not break the chain. One man didn't give a shit and lost his entire
lawn.